Cookies! Sables and Chocolate Chips

I’ll start with a confession.  Since we entered the early 21st century last week by finally buying a flat screen TV,  I have been watching more TV than usual.  The picture quality is remarkable.  A little overwhelming even.  To my eyes used to watching  an analog TV shaped like a cube, the detail seems almost too much.  It’s like I have hawk vision.

For example, in a scene in an elevator, where the viewer is supposed to be maybe 2 feet away from the actor’s face, not only could I see the downy hairs on her cheek, but I could also see the texture of the wallpaper on the elevator wall 3 feet behind her.  In real life, especially with these 40 mumble year old eyes, I wouldn’t have been able to make out either at those distances.

With all this extra viewing, I happened to bump into the “Cookie Jar” episode of America’s Test Kitchen.  There was Chris Kimball (who has remarkably smooth skin) rolling his eyes with pleasure as he munched on an improved chocolate chip cookie.  For the second recipe, they made sables (French butter cookies) which he proclaimed to be so good, that they landed in his top two favorite cookies.

With endorsements like those, I made both recipes this past week.  With a little on-line searching, I was able to find both recipes.  The sables were here, while the chocolate chip cookies were here.

The Sable Cookies (Sah-blas, if you don’t mind the outrageous accent):

I made two doughs, one plain and one chocolate.  The chocolate one I improvised by reducing the flour to 5.25 ounces and adding 2.25 ounces cocoa powder (the plain cookies had 7.5 ounces flour).  I split each dough in half and made plain ones, chocolate ones and pinwheel ones.  I was particularly proud of the pinwheel cookies.  They looked beautiful (tip:  roll out the chocolate rectangle of dough slightly larger than the plain one) and were very tasty.

The Chocolate Chip Cookies

Chocolate chip cookies are a tricky thing.  Everybody uses the recipe on the back of the chocolate chip bag, and everybody’s cookies come out different.  And everyone likes the one they grew up with best.  So like everyone, my mom makes the best chocolate chip cookies.  Hers are thin, with crisp edges and chewy, bendy middles.  She adds walnuts.  She uses Crisco for the fat, rather than butter (I think this is a growing up in the Depression thing), she greases the cookie sheet, and she sifts the flour before she measures it.  I think all of these things combine to make a cookie with the texture I like.  If there were room for improvement in my mother’s recipe (I’m not saying that there is, Ma), it would be to use butter rather than Crisco.  I have tried this substitution, and I do like the flavor, but it messes with the texture.

Crisco is all fat, whereas butter is a mixture;  mostly fat with a little protein, and some water.  So when I substitute butter for Crisco, I am adding some water to the recipe, and I think that causes the unwanted texture change.

Interestingly, in the America’s Test Kitchen episode, they addressed this very issue.  They used all butter in their chocolate chip cookie recipe but reduced the moisture in the butter by melting it and boiling off the water.  Then they took it up a notch by carefully browning the butter to increase the flavor complexity even more.

The result was a very, very tasty cookie.  Next time, I am going to reduce the flour a bit (to mimic my mother’s sifting) and perhaps cook them on a greased cookie sheet rather than parchment paper.

I didn’t put walnuts in the cookies because “WALNUTS ARE DISGUSTING!”*

So were the chocolate chip cookies better than my mother’s?  The flavor was very good.  Very very good, but I still have to tweak the texture.  Watch your back, Ma!

*Editorial comment by Thing One

The Curious Case of the Panting Chicken

Finally a beautiful day.  No rain, no fog, no clouds, no wind.  Just a beautiful, sunny 70 degree, blue-sky day.  We took this opportunity, Thing Two and I, to wander around the yard and check on things.

Lawn?  Check, green and growing quickly after all this rain.  Garden?  Check, plants don’t appear to be rotting, and some seeds are coming up.  Chickens?  Check, happily in their tractor, hunting and scratc…wait a minute…that one chicken is panting.  It’s Chiffon.

I remember last summer, on some really hot days, the chickens would sometimes do their open-beaked pant when they were overheated.  But it isn’t really that warm today, and I have the tractor somewhat in the shade.

Maybe she is thirsty?  Nope, plenty of water.  Are the other chickens panting?  Nope, just the one.  Huh.  I began to get a little worried.  Chickens, so I read, can be particularly susceptible to respiratory problems.  I took a closer look at this wide-eyed panting chicken and I heard “hee hee hee…shhhhhh….hee hee hee…shhhhhh”.  Then I knew what was troubling this hen.

I opened the tractor, and Chiffon muscled her way past the other hens and made a bee-line for the coop, only stopping a couple of times to peck at something that must have been irresistible.

She hopped up into the coop, and hopped straight into the nest box.  Poor Chiffon was in labor, and she wasn’t about to drop her egg the in ramshackle nest box I rigged up in the tractor.

Just because chickens aren’t the brightest animal in the yard doesn’t mean they aren’t discerning.  Remember your breathing, Chiffon and focus!  You can doo eet!

Swingin’

With the junk in the basement relegated to the shed, it opened up a lot of space in the basement.  Where space=possibilities.

When we first moved into the house it had a finished basement.  The basement had been claimed by the teenaged son as his pad.  Think “Johnny Bravo”.

Immediately after we moved in, our noses led us to believe that Johnny Bravo had a going away par-tay in his pad.  The smell of stale beer, smoke and smokin’ was overwhelming.  So on the evening that we closed, the Husband ripped out the gross carpet and tore down all of the smoke saturated ceiling tiles.  As an aside, he found a few interesting items stashed away above those tiles, but “nothing of any quality” in his words.  The only further change we had made to the basement since those early dark days of home ownership, was to install an exterior-grade door leading to the bilco door.  Johnny must have frozen his nads off sleeping down there, the only door he had between him and the outside air was a leaky storm door.  Groovy.

Unfortunately just clearing out the basement didn’t re-sheetrock the marred walls, cover the cement floor stained with the ghosts of carpets past or add ceiling tiles to the ceiling scaffolding, it just made space.

With a full-on rec room/man cave not in the near-term budget, I made just a few small changes.  I made swings for the girls.  For little Thing Two, it was as easy as buying a bucket swing from Home Depot and installing a couple of study screw-eyes into the ceiling beam.  For Thing One, I made something a little more homey.

I bought a piece of oak about 6″ wide, 2′ long and about 1″ thick, and a length of nylon rope.  First I cut the wood to 18″.  Then I drilled four holes in the wood, each about 1″ in from all sides.  I sanded the board to ease the edges, and gave it some coats of spray polyurethane.  Using strong bowline knots (thanks Dad… the rabbit comes out of the hole, around the tree, and back down the hole) and more screw eyes, the swing was ready!

Both kids love their swings, and have been a great diversion during this exceptionally rainy spring.  Groovy!

The Shed

I have been busy lately.  Too busy, it seems to keep up with my Ideal Blog Posting Scheme of 3 new posts a week.  The best laid schemes…

So here is what we have been busy with.  First off we got a shed.  Typing the words “we got a shed” can’t encapsulate the joy I feel in having a shed.  Let me see if I can try to capture my feelings a bit better….there,  I think this does it.

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A shed.  Why so excited about a shed?  We have typical suburban backyard, a couple of gardens, a couple of kids, a swimming pool and a one car garage.  So lots of outside stuff with little outside storage.

This meant every fall, our basement would fill up with pool stuff, lawn furniture, garden implements, bikes, etc etc.  As we would pack the stuff away in the fall, I got the feeling that we were just a few small steps away from having a path from the sofa to the fridge to the bathroom.

So every fall, I would hunt around to try to find a good price on a well-built shed and I would get a couple of leads on some good sheds for the next spring.  But once spring came round again,  most of the stuff in the basement would go back outside where it belonged.  I would feel less shame and start thinking maybe we didn’t really need a shed,  and other things would come along and move the shed down the budget list.  Like a new furnace.  Or painting the house.  Or two 10+ year old cars (really bad planning there).  But then fall would come again, and my frustration would build again and why didn’t we get a shed last year?!

We (I) went back and forth quite a bit over this shed thing.

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Finally, there came this spring a golden opportunity.  I found a good shed guy on craigslist. There were no budgetary crises.  The time was ripe!

May I present:  The Shed.

I have so many pictures of this damn thing being built, I could make a flip book.

I was so excited when it was done, I suggested that we sleep out in it before we moved stuff in.  And we did, on a 45 degree night.  It was pine-y and wonderful.

Limeade Recipe

Summer for my daughters means the swimming pool is open for business.

Summer for me means fresh tomatoes.

Summer for my husband means his go-to drink becomes the Gin and Tonic.

For some of us especially, summer can’t come soon enough.

Limes were on sale this week at the grocery store (5 for $3, same for lemons), so I bought 10.  I knew that 10 limes worth of gin and tonics never ends well, so I looked up a limeade recipe so the girls could join Dada in their own way in the celebration of summer.

I’d like to point you to a very cool cooking site that speaks to me when I am just looking for the facts:  Cooking for Engineers.  Check out the recipe tab for a giant list of recipes that have been thoroughly tested and are written in a no-nonsense manner.  My husband is an engineer by training, and he often finds recipes confusing to follow.  He says they’re “too narrative”.  This is the site for him.

I was looking for a limeade recipe that I could make on a cup-by-cup basis and this is where I found it.  This recipe makes a simple syrup with lime juice concentrate which you then dilute with water to make the quantity you want.  Perfect.

Limeade (from Cooking for Engineers)

Limeade Concentrate:

1 cup lime juice (about 6 limes)

1.5 c water

1.5 c sugar

Squeeze the limes to get 1 cup of lime juice and put aside.  Combine the sugar and water in a saucepan and heat until the sugar is completely dissolved.  Remove from heat a cool a bit and then add the lime juice.  Store this concentrate refrigerated or frozen.

Limeade:

1 c limeade concentrate plus 2 cups water.  (or 1/3 c limeade concentrate + 2/3 c water…I is good at math)

On the site, the commenters suggested adding mint leaves or grated lime peel.  I did neither of these, but they both sounded great!  Adding little mint plus some white rum would make a great mojito-like drink.

Summer can’t come soon enough!

This and That: Vague Recipes and Wine Review

Today was a long day for no exotic or unusual reasons.  Thing Two woke up early, and is still a little sick with a drippy nose.  She is also in the–”I won’t eat anything and will fuss unless I can use my own spoon.  Unless it is yours, then I will beg for your food off your spoon.  Not my own identical food, not my own spoon, not my own bowl.  Your food.  Your spoon.  Your bowl.  My drippy nose — phase”  This leads to a lot of truncated meals for me, and thrice-daily bathing for Thing Two.  I hope this phase ends quickly, I don’t remember how long it lasted with Thing One.

She is also doing a lot of climbing. (I post this picture hoping you won’t call DCF on me.  I had the camera in my hand when I found her like this.)

Her degree of difficulty is improving, although she is still having problems with the dismount.  The feline judge is particularly harsh.  With Thing One, we solved this by lashing loose chairs to table legs and radiators so she couldn’t drag them around the room to use them to climb higher.  I think we are going to revisit that solution soon.

On the meal front, the calendar says spring but the weather still says late winter, so I have been making unseasonal hearty fare.  Here is one I had the other night that was really tasty that I call “The Kitchen Sink”.

I made chicken and rice (rice cooked in broth with spices, then add cut up chicken breast for the last 10 minutes) the other night and it was a hit with the kids…although hard to clean off the chair, table, floor and hair.  I had some left over, so I sautéed some garlic, added a few whole cherry tomatoes and cooked them until they burst.  Then I added chicken stock, a few shakes of smoked Tabasco and left over chicken and rice.  I topped it with a poached egg and it was yummy.  Thing Two thought so too, until I put some in her own bowl and then she wouldn’t touch it.  I think I remember calling this stage the Seagull Stage with Thing One.  Constantly swooping in and stealing your food.

For dinner tonight, it was another off-season meal.  Roasted chicken parts (shh we don’t say that too loudly around Casa de Loco Pollo) and smothered cabbage.  The smothered cabbage recipe idea I got from a Marcella Hazen cookbook, but I am hesitant to tell you how I changed it; I have read MH is quite a stickler for following her instructions.

I’ll be brave though.  First you shred a head of cabbage.  Then you sauté some onion (she said half, I used a whole…please don’t tell).  Add in some garlic, then add the cabbage and turn it to coat in the olive oil (MH said use half a cup (!) I used less than half of that.  Is she lurking?)  Add a little salt and pepper and cover and cook over low for an hour and a half until all tender and melty.  This is where I went a little crazy.  I thought it was a little dry and lacking in flavor (maybe because I drastically cut back on the oil), so at about an hour, I added a cup of beef broth, and simmered it until it was fully absorbed.  It was delicious, but please don’t tell MH, just say I followed the recipe.

I used the cabbage as a bed for the roasted chicken.  Yummy.

But it wasn’t the meal that made tonight’s dinner special.  Tonight, I was all excited because I tracked down this wonderful white wine we had when the adults went to the big city for dinner.  The cheese and meat boards were delicious and the meal was great, but for me the most memorable part was the glass of white wine I had.  I usually don’t enjoy wine very much, and only order it because I am supposed to be a grown-up, but this one was great.  It tasted to me citrus-y without being bitter or acidic and it felt thirst quenching.  I could picture having a bottle of this cooling in a stream as I tended my olive trees in late summer.  Stopping for a noonday break I would get my bottle of wine out of the stream and sit under a tree.  Lunch would be a hunk of bread, a piece of cheese, a pear and this wonderful clean, thirst-quenching wine.

. . .

Sorry I was in a reverie for a moment there.  Here is the wine.

Domaine La Hitaire, 2009, Les Tours.  a blend of 3 grapes.  Pairs wonderfully with cheese, chicken and long days with climbing toddlers.

Hoppy Easter

Murder Most Fowl

Stella the cat was outside when we returned from grocery shopping.

The husband noticed she was chasing something and he and Thing One went to investigate.

Stella had found a little mouse friend to play with!

Oh!  What fun they were having.  Pounce, release, chase…pounce, release, chase (repeat).  It was hard for me to see the expression on the mouse’s face, but I’ll bet it was just tickled to have made such an attentive new friend.

Stella and the mouse moved their game near the chicken pen, and Thing One and the husband followed to cheer on the mouse.  Mousy escaped and dashed toward the pen, but was blocked by a swift paw and pounce.  Mousy escaped again and this time managed to run into the chicken pen!

There was a little confused bawk-bawking, and then one of the chickens (I think it was Chiffon) did her little cockeyed distance-to-target calibration stare and Wham! one peck and the little mouse game was over.

We all went “awwww!” and then as the other hens gathered around and we changed our cry to “Oh, Thing One, don’t watch, don’t watch!”  But it was too late.  Chickens are definitely omnivores.

Thermapen Winner!

We have a winner of my refurbished Thermapen!

I put the names of the 8 entrants into the virtual hat (I disregarded Timothy’s comment because he works at Thermoworks and I’m sure he has more thermometers than he know what to do with), and had my friend, the random number generator pick out the name.

The winning comment was Commenter #1, Cristin.

Yay, Cristin and thank you random number generator.

Cristin is my niece who is newly married, newly certified as a yoga instructor and newly relocated to Arizona.  And she gets a nearly new thermapen.  Spooooky.

Congratulations, Cristin, and may your bread always rise and your meat be just how you want it.

Cristin, 1986-ish

The Hawks Are Back

Sitting in our living room today,  I heard the hawks cry.  Looking out the window I couldn’t see the hawk, but I did see its shadow moving ominously across our deck.

For the past few years, we have had hawks nesting in a tall pine in our yard.  We would see and hear them in the spring and then things would quiet down.  Then mid-summer, the babies would fledge and we would see and hear them crying and circling again.  And in fall, they would disappear.

Before we kept chickens, the hawks were purely a treat to watch.  Sometimes they would land on our pool fence right outside our kitchen window.  It was a little disconcerting to be eating your Cheerios and glance up and notice you were being watched like a…a…hawk.  In the late spring, we open the pool and float the solar cover over the surface to try to nudge the water temperature up a few degrees.  On some mornings, the hawks would land on the cover, making a depression that would fill with water and they would bathe in the warm water pool they created.  All of this was fun and exciting and “gosh how cool”.

Now, I hear the hawks shriek, and I run to the window and look at the chicken pen.

Chickens are marvelous creatures.  They eat Lyme ticks, weeds and kitchen garbage.  They fertilize your garden (and sometimes, if we are being honest here, your deck).  But their claim to fame is their wonderful trick of turning all this stuff that we don’t want into a perfect little egg.  The egg, chocked full of high quality protein (it provides all 10 essential amino acids for humans), vitamins and omega 3 fatty acids.  The egg, a magical ingredient that can transform basic ingredients into things of beauty: a fluffy mousse, an ethereal chiffon cake, a mile-high lemon meringue pie.  Of course, the egg also shines when prepared simply:  a soft boiled egg with a sprinkling of salt,  or a poached egg served over pasta.

But we don’t love our hens just because they give eggs.  We love them because, well, we just do.

Unfortunately, chickens are not the brightest creatures.  I would not call them dumb, but they are kind of silly.  And they panic.  Because of this, they are very low on the food chain.  I would guess, if you were to rank this sort of thing, to a predator they provide the most amount of protein for the least amount of effort.  And they have a lot of predators.

A quiz:  here are some pictures taken in my suburban 1 acre backyard.  See if you can tell which one is not a chicken predator. (This is not a complete list of predators I have seen in our yard; there was this orphaned baby fox and a coyote that rambled through one morning).

Red Tailed Hawk

Raccoon (Mama relocating baby)

Skunk (with voluptuous tail)

Neighbor’s Roaming Husky (not my photo)

Stella

Stella is not a chicken predator, but I think she would like to be if she weren’t such a fraidy-kitten.  Oh, she’ll pretend to be a big, stalking jungle cat, but when the chickens stop and stare back,  she scampers away.

The worst predator problem we have had so far is with the neighbor’s roaming husky.  I built the coop and attached pen strong enough to keep out every chicken predator in our area (I think, knock wood), but the chickens have to use just a teeny bit of common sense.  When the husky wandered into our yard, I found out that might be asking too much of our hens.

The hens were in their pen when the dog started harassing them.  One chicken went into the coop (or may have been in the coop), and the other three stayed in the pen.  The dog raced around the pen, barking furiously, and the hens panicked and threw themselves against the wood and wire sides of the enclosure.  I chased the dog away after only about 10 seconds, but it was enough time that three of our hens cracked their beaks in their frenzy to get away from the dog.

It looked really sore.  After a few days of soft food, supplemented with some extra protein and fat, they seemed to be back to normal.  Now they are completely healed and you can’t see any sign of damage.  It was traumatic for all of us and especially disappointing to me, that despite my best efforts, that the chickens could still be harmed even if the predator couldn’t actually touch them.

And now the hawks are back.  Last year we didn’t see a lot of the hawks; we had a murder of crows (how great is that phrase) move into our backyard and they are known to chase hawks away.

So we will have to see what this year brings.  Will the crows come back and rid our yard of the hawks like a group of Guardian Angels?  Will the hawks think our chickens are too big to handle, being deceived by their extreme fluffiness?  Or will this be a summer of keeping the chickens in their pen unless we can be out there patrolling and watching them like…like…a mother hen.